Soooo i wen bak to terepee lik alll da movee shartz becuz m angre. BUT I BAK! REDE TO ROLE! HERZ A PICHUR OFF MILE SYRIS. YOU SOOOO CRAYZ MILE!

iz aneebodee owt ther?

hi everybode. dis will p. aneebode stil reed my blogs? 

kelee clorkson

kelee clorksin iz rellly a hot babey. shez purty an cut an i wanno mak a lil wilerd wif her. prolly i do. herez her pichure.
i bin rely buze lateley so i haven don my celebrite blug. but im bak now an maayby kaly ckarlkson wil seee my boge an luv wit me.

et

et wuz a purty coo movee. i bin relly buzy so al i can sey iz it wuz al rite. herez eliet dat boy from et. iz ok i gess.
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movestraz an pourn

someinm moveeshartz wan mor atenshun then dey can git frum there movee tha they mak e. they all lik "hay world! loook at mee! loock at alll my booobyz an me weenerz!" so the movestairz lik to mak sum pourn movee. they all lik "deez ar my booobees! dis is my weeener!" an errybode loooks at there boobe an weeenr. somtim the pern move becume reeeeel poplar on da innernot. errryon loookz at da pichur an loks at da bobe an wener. i foun dis pichre on da innnernat rite hear off gorg cloone. he wuz makin da porrn move an making a sexxy movee showi ng all errybody his weaner an hiz bobie. is alll good gorje klooon. is alll god.

camron deeaz iz a reeely blond

camren diez iz a reeely blond. she soooo blon shez almos retarde. maybee she gotz da downszndrum butt i cant reely say fo shur. sh e maybee iz frum da pichrez i see. so herz da storie bout her blond. so she wuz datin wit her boofrend mikal jakson. an her an micel jacsen wer datin butt she a blon so she forgtz that she dateing with michele jacksan an she thot she wuz doting wit vanila icee insted. so she wuz kising vainilla ise an mickal jeksen gotso jelus of her an she wuz lik, "wat? i'm dating with...wate. whoz am i datin wit?" an errrybode laffed an lafed an sed "youz so blon cemeron deez!"

wil farel iz only prety funnny.

errybode think dat wil fareel iz da funnyest men on da planot. dat prety much bulshit. i meen, hez ok as a comadiene. lik when he wuz in dat movee call badboyz sterring wall farall an hiz coster wuz maatin lorence and they wuz policmenz or somting. he wuz purty fune in dat movee butt not reely. lik in dis pichur frum da innernet of willl feral an maatin laarense in badbooy itz purty funy butt not reely fune. so it mak me reeeely angre wen al my frends tell me dat wall furul iz soooo funee an i shuld seee hiz resent movee call "grindhose" cuz it soo funee an i say to themz dat it proly jes ok not sooper funee lik dey alll sez it iz.
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