et

et wuz a purty coo movee. i bin relly buzy so al i can sey iz it wuz al rite. herez eliet dat boy from et. iz ok i gess.
pees

movestraz an pourn

someinm moveeshartz wan mor atenshun then dey can git frum there movee tha they mak e. they all lik "hay world! loook at mee! loock at alll my booobyz an me weenerz!" so the movestairz lik to mak sum pourn movee. they all lik "deez ar my booobees! dis is my weeener!" an errybode loooks at there boobe an weeenr. somtim the pern move becume reeeeel poplar on da innernot. errryon loookz at da pichur an loks at da bobe an wener. i foun dis pichre on da innnernat rite hear off gorg cloone. he wuz makin da porrn move an making a sexxy movee showi ng all errybody his weaner an hiz bobie. is alll good gorje klooon. is alll god.

camron deeaz iz a reeely blond

camren diez iz a reeely blond. she soooo blon shez almos retarde. maybee she gotz da downszndrum butt i cant reely say fo shur. sh e maybee iz frum da pichrez i see. so herz da storie bout her blond. so she wuz datin wit her boofrend mikal jakson. an her an micel jacsen wer datin butt she a blon so she forgtz that she dateing with michele jacksan an she thot she wuz doting wit vanila icee insted. so she wuz kising vainilla ise an mickal jeksen gotso jelus of her an she wuz lik, "wat? i'm dating with...wate. whoz am i datin wit?" an errrybode laffed an lafed an sed "youz so blon cemeron deez!"

wil farel iz only prety funnny.

errybode think dat wil fareel iz da funnyest men on da planot. dat prety much bulshit. i meen, hez ok as a comadiene. lik when he wuz in dat movee call badboyz sterring wall farall an hiz coster wuz maatin lorence and they wuz policmenz or somting. he wuz purty fune in dat movee butt not reely. lik in dis pichur frum da innernet of willl feral an maatin laarense in badbooy itz purty funy butt not reely fune. so it mak me reeeely angre wen al my frends tell me dat wall furul iz soooo funee an i shuld seee hiz resent movee call "grindhose" cuz it soo funee an i say to themz dat it proly jes ok not sooper funee lik dey alll sez it iz.
repreesent

jonifer luv hewet gotz rely fat. jes lok at herz!

brekin newz errybode! breacking newz! you all red it hear firss! jinipher lov hewitt gotz reely reely fat! she reeely pput da meet on her bonz. i lik big butz an i can no lie! so hearz da storie. firss jinifir luv howett wuz datin g wit da rok starz jerod letto. he a sort off famus rokstarz in a shit ban call machboks 20. so jey letto had too git sum fat becuz he also a shit acter. he in lotz of shit moveez wher he haz to be a fat men cuz he iz a reeeely shit acter. erybody thinck he pooooo. errybode laffz at him dats why they mak him too getz fat. so he wuz getin fat an eatin do nutz an drinking beeer an janifer lov hewit wuz hiz gerlfrend so she wuz eating alll da bad foodz to. so purty sooon genifar loov howit gotz da reeeeeel fatt. in dis paparatsi pichur she wuz leavin da mackdonoldz becuz she can not stp eating fat foood. i got dowzsyndrom. jinifer lov hewit iz reely fat. dis iz breeking newz.

tom cruze an sientology

tom cruze is a reeeel poplar celebrit in holywoood. he mak manny manny poplar moove lik "titinic" an "da merch of da pengins." he pupluar an hiz moovez mak e holywood milions of dolars evry day prolly. tum croze iz also a very verty sientoljist. he beeen in da scientogis sinse he wuz a lil guy. he sez it give too him secrit powerz. lot of celebrit getz reeeeely mad at tam cruse becuz off hiz secrt powe rs. they tell toom croose to fuck of an dye. an they tellz him too go to heel.hell. celebritz suck reeel big bonnerz somtime. i unnerstan tim cross cuz i got som secret powrez frum downzyndrum. lik i can git reeeel angre an hurt my cartacker somtimez. it look frum da pichure dat toom cruz secrt powerz make him too date wit sum 10 yeer ol gerlz. thats proly beter then gitting reeeely angre. ok?
peese?

what da bigg deel wit scarlet joehansen??

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inapropreate hollywod cuplz

errybody i suriosly luv holywod romans. sumtimez it sooooooo soper cut e. an errybody lov es to lok at da cute starz makin out. sumtime thow it fuking pises me offf. i hat it when reeeeely inapropriate cuplez git famus an there pichre ar alwzy in da us weekle an on da innernet an i alwayz gota loook at them wen i wan t to be loking at other stuf fo my blug. like herez a pichre off jak nicklesen an kira nitely. jak nichlesen is waaaaaaaaay to old to be datin wi cara knitely. hez hihg on drugz in dis pichre an drivin hiz car an carie knightee is purty scare. but sh e happy too be datin wit jak knicklesen cuz hez reeely mor famus then her but it stilll reeely inapropriat.

lok at what rober dinero iz doin!

heey errybode! lok at wha i found on da innernnet! i foun a reely reely fuunny pichur of robber deeniro havin sum fun time with dackota faning, tha lil acter gerl frum adums famly movee. rober t dinerro iz havin so much fun an dacota faninng si laffing so hard. it reely funny! robber denero prolly tol dakota fanin a jok like, "hey fukin dakkida, why da fukk did dat stupid mutherfuk chikin cross dat bich ass muthafukin rode?" haaa ha h a. dat rober denero iz a funnny guy
o k peees.

now willred is famus to!

hii errybody! wilard (dats me) iz getzin famus lik al da movee starz he bolg a bout! he has a new myzpace accont an alredy has lots off frends! errybody lik himm an think hiz bloog ar da mosssss innerestin blaag on da planeeyt! beter than pariz helton!som o hiz frendz ar goin to giv hiom a neww cumputer. that how cooo they thnk he iz! an som of hiz frend madee som naaaaaaaazty moveee for himm to watch! willerd is gettin da groopiez! here iz hiz mespace pichure! (dat no reely willard tho, it my favarit actres moly ringwold. i luv her in da movee bout dancin in da church call "footslose") so errybod go ontu willerd meespyce pag! an if you wan a emale wilerd itz willp3@gmail.com
bigg peese to errybody.

leav collin ferral a lone!

errybody liks too bust up on colen ferel forr som reeson. alll da peeple somtimez thinck tha collan fearal drink to manny beerz an has too many sex wit da feemalz. fuck dat shitt! dat aint no reezon to hate on my boyee colin ferrl! he da bomm dawgg! he mak sooooo mnay gooooood movees, prolly som of da bess movees in dis centurry. lik in da movee "mami vise" colon faral play dis reellly cooooo cop an he wuz kikin asss on da drug. then in da "fone boooth" colen farael had to git shooted at by a craazy muthafuk. butt aint no prolem forr colun! he cooo az a cuekumber! den in "alaxandar" he play a gayz men. i foun a pichur of him wen he one a acadamay awerd for bes acter in hiz movee S.W.E.T (wich wuz reeely goood by da wey). he wuz reely prowd off hiz acedeme awerd. propps too my boye colon faral!
WERD

#41 n #43

yea poltics iz purty coooo. evr since i wuz a lil guy wit da downz i lik polticz. i watchs on da tevee wen gorge bosh won da prsidency of da uniter stateofmerica nember 41. it wuz reely reely cooooo. he wuz a reeeeeely god prezidant. then bell clinten won an gorge bush loss but bil clintan had da fuckin with a gerl soo he had to got inda troble. so then gorge boosh had a son an hiz name wuz also gorje bosh an he won da prezidincee nember 43. its reeely coooo as hell becuz e gorge an gorge ar reely goood frends. they go to partees togethr an talk bout poilitic an lif e in da wite hoze. theyr prolllly bess frends. this pichur i fownd wuz take by da papapaparaazieieii. gorge an gorge werr reely buzy butt they stil lok reeely nic e. they gots on sum bling. tey rely coo prisidentz. i rely prowd too be anamerican.
good bles amreica
PEES

jon mayor iz shit

jonn mayor is rel shit. i don lik e him. his muzik iz shit an hiz hare iz shitt an hiz mustash iz shit. i foun a pichure of hime at a consert he did in newyorck. i think hiz fanz ar reel stopid and muthr fukerz. in da pichre he look lik he singin a slolo an he purty ino da tune. hiz lil gerl fanz a proly eatin up da sho even tho it soun lik shit cumin out my catz buttt. if i wuz at da jen maeyer muxkic show id be veree berree angrey and star smashin twelve yer ol gerlz in there hedz. then i proly jump on da stage an kick jen moyer asss wit a gitar pik. finly id play sume musik of me own. som reeely cooooooo rapz that i rote bout drinkin da jin an juce. boyyeeeeeee
werd out doggg

da gayz

somtime da moveshrtz ar gayz. it coo cuz i downz.
pees

movestraz an politiks

move;starz realy like politics. somtims they run fo presidnt lik gorge cloon doz evry year. soetimes they becom da UN lik the emenme fo my blooog angerle joly doz. itz reeely cooo becuse movestarz ar prety smart somtimz. they travl to maney placez an make maney moveez. Here i foun a pichur from da innernet of luis guzzmen. he a reely funnny acctor from sum movee lik trafik an anger mangeger. he travled to irak an help da irakes to hav a 4 of julie. here he showin da irake how to do maebe a sprkler an do a starspanglebaner. politks iz coo.
so peese ok

jermy piveen is s a BICH

hi erryobody.has errybody ever seen jerme peiven in any movees or on teevee? dat doosh is a royal bich! he make jok jilenhoul (who i hate himm so baaaad) look lik a reel classe guy. jerm piven might be da biggest muthefuka coksucka ther ever wuz! beeeeeeooooch! so i wuz sickk at my home onetim an i wuz watchi da teeve and on came dis sho or maebe movee call "funnny laddy" and it wuz star jarme pivven. i culdn't beleve dat shit. jermy pivn wuz singin an dancin' an kissin an bigg arab men. an i thnk jerme pivon git divorc from hiz araab huzbend in da movee or sumpin. he wuz cryin and singin an dancin an kisin lik a prisen bich wuld. i wuz sik sick so i couldnet turn da chenel an i watch da hole show or movee bout jereeme pivens an hiz divorc frum his arab huzban. it mad me sicker an so anggry. thatz why jermy pive n win my bloggo awerd for doosh bich slut of da year so far. werd.
peese

grays anomy suck ballz

i hat that fukin show gray ananomny. it suck soooo manny big balz. erry person onn that sow suks ballls for thier job. they open up there mouth and put da big balllz rite in thier mouth and they enojoy it so much. yuuum yum this is goooooood baallls! the 2 doctrs errybody think is sooooo handsum suk ballls an dickz. i think there namez ar macdream an macsteem. the us weeky alwayz talk bout macsteeem and mcdreem. they soooooooo handsum. hansum for mens whos mouthz ar fulll of ballz an diks i gues. mcstem an macdrem ar 2 enemees of my bgol.bloog i will prollllly taalk shit on thens alot. werd.
pees.

dik chenees daugter

i don care what da fukin demacrots sez. dik chenees dotter iz relly ctue. shez a totl babey. i know shez got lezbo but she still iz fly doggg. what up dick chenes dauter?! if you evr reed my blogog den you shoul proly emali me. i know i got downz but you got lizbo so we make a cut cuple. we'd be celebrite, in al th emags. wee'd be in da us weekly starz they jus like us. we be mackin out at da zooo o sumpin.
pees
p.s. you can emle me on my bog. or jes pots post a commment on this bloog, k. pees agin.

jake jilllenhaal is a doosh

jake jilenhull is a big doosh. he's so fukin shit thaat i hat him so bad. erybody made me to seee the zodiak moviee. i hat that dikweed movee. it sucks sooooo o bad. jalke julenhaoul wuz a dooosh in that movvie. a big pusey doosh. i thoght it wuz goin be a blooody killer blood scare mvoe. it wuz not. it wuz shit. i also hat himm in spydrman. spidermen movie. that comic waz sooooo coo. sometimez da downz mak me feeel lik spidemen. i hav a secret angry powr. i kan kik assss. git out my way bich! but in th spiederrmn movie juke jilenhul was a pusee again. a bich cry babe pusy. he cry bout his gradpapa and his gradmama. pusy lil bich. i proly wont seee any mo movez by jack jilenhaul. i won see him in stragjer thn ficshon. heres his pchure. i wanna fukin punch my hows copoujter. compter. dosh. werk.

sydrom of a downz

so i gunna toalk some about muxisc. msuchic mucis. i laready said tht my favrite kind off mcusic is rpa. rap. wen the shits git thik nigggazz star dyeing. i get craaaazy wen the rap star thumpin ddooog.my frend a t myy daycare likz rockandrol. can you beleeve that shits? muthafukas wack. so he told to me tho dat theres a famus roknrool ban with da dwonz. downxz. downz.there calll sydroum of a downz. he play me 1 of there sonng. errybody gone to the purty hav a reel gooood time. perty fucked up shit but it coo tha dey hav the downz. i fond 2 pichers of them on the innernet. werd. pees.

some mor bout jenefer anisten

since i wuz talking lotz of shit of angerlie and bard pittt i also wantted ot talk shit on jenerfer anneston. she don know what shez doin wit her life. like i can't bilieve how fuken borning her life loooks to me. i foundd this pichure off her on the innnernet and i wanted to add it tooo my blooog. so anywayz so jennifar anisiton used to be m arried to pard bittt. they lookd happpy when i saw them and tey wuz makin the mooveez and being fuckin famus. then bred left her for angerlieer and hime and anjerlie adoopted all themz kidz but non of them have the downz. soo jenefer wuz sad. she tryed to date vinz von but that dikhead iz a mutherfukin bich so it din't work out. nnow she smookes mariwuana and it loooks form the picutre i found on the innnernet that she gotz caught. so angerlier and brud and jejener are all ememies of my blag. i hate them. werd

collerd babes (angerler jolly)

my cartaker can be teh real bom! she got me itno the bloogin in da firs place. put sumtime she a real bitch. lik rite now. i was just lissning to 99 prolems by my boyee jayz thinkin bout wat else to right on my boog. I gots 99 prollems but a bich aint one. if you havin girl prolems i feeel bad for you sun i got 99 prolmes but a bich aint one, hit me. I wuz gettin inspored by some of the prolems tha mak me so anrgy like i could jus bust some headz or somethin like that. i wuz thinkin bout how angerline jolee adopts oll them kidz from vitnom and afrca and itz cool cause im into the multirashial but nun of her kidz have anykind of downz or other retarded. i cood rite a bunch about that shit. mutherfukin angerlie and her mutherfuking boyfirend bfad pit. they think they so hip to trip dawg. so outta this werld kool jus cuz they stealing differet coller babiez from pooor peeplez. fuck dat shi t. they jus doin all taht so they can be on the us weekly. my cakrektker getz us weekly and that'z where i git alot of my informationz about angerline and other celbvevrites. i getz it from peres hiltton too. us and pereaz. and some other onez to. so angerlie is proly a bich. a babe stealing bich. and until she adptz a babe with downz i wont take it bak. werd.
oh yeah, my caretker is a bich right now cuz she sez tha the jayz song 99 prollems but a bich aint one iz inapropriate. bich.

perez hillton

my care taker sez that perez hilton izz retarded. I haves downz syndrome. I had dat shit ever since I wuz born. who cares 'cuz I gottz stuff on my chest to talk bout so my caretacker said I should bog just like pariz hillton duz. i found a pchure of prez hiltun on the innnernet and he look so angry. her hsi pichre. i git agry tooo. prolly mor angrye then perzse doez so my blago wil be mor ppoplar then hiz. welcome to da down sydnrome errybody!

dis iz da first

hi,
welcome to da most down bloog on the plannet. this blog kikz shit.